June 2013
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
story of my fucking life
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
heroes
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here
when someone likes and reblogs ur selfie then follows you
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
This should say “people who menstruate” not women…
You are correct.
YAY someone else corrected this!!!
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
a little bird told me that Your Gay
what about my gay?
your url is very unfortunate
Next time I go to a party I’m going to count the number of drinks I’ve had on my arm with a sharpie so I know when to stop. I don’t stop at a certain number, I stop when I start freaking the fuck out that the silence are there.
obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
Can we talk about how Maxim has an article from 2003 on “curing a feminist” and “turning her into a real girl”????????
someone was paid to write this
2003
In 1953 this might have been excused
1973 even
2003 tho
Ten years
wow
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
since clark has super hearing does that mean he heard ma and pa kent have sex as a kid
